Casual sample of reviews of a special agiotage and waves of laudatory reviews was not, notice the Russian premiere was on November, 10th. What not so?

The first review on afisha ()

… Мэгги (Диас) — beautiful a bough and разгильдяйка, is not late on one work longer two weeks, drinks, неразборчива in sex much, and having appeared in another's apartment, quickly and professionally rummages around boxes in search of a cache. Her sister Rose (Коллетт) — the succeeding lawyer and the fat woman, photographs the man who has appeared in its bed then to believe that it there the truth was, and possesses a collection of expensive shoes, worthy Кэрри Брэдшоу, — because the clothes are badly looked on its corpulent body, and shoes always approach. They approach and Мэгги which, having appeared from a hang-over in сестриной to apartment, does not miss possibility to try on on itself not only shoes, but also muzhik Rose. Then sisters definitively lose mutual understanding, to return which it is possible only by means of the grandmother from Майями (МакЛейн) …

Further I will explain why has allocated these fragments in the text, has very much pleased language of the review without изысков and long and confused reflexions. Why the history does not cling, the observer too has not understood. The paragraph with it.

The following review has been found on film ()

Irresponsible and thoughtless Мэгги Феллер settles at elder sister Rose who works as the lawyer and adheres in all strict rules. Between sisters there is nothing the general, except unless size of footwear. Troubles begin that Мэгги Rose wears out to itself in bed бойфренда. When that expels her from apartment, Мэгги it is necessary to move to library of Princeton university where she spends a day time in an educational audience, and sleeps in a booth intended for individual work. The situation is changed by goodness knows where from undertaken grandmother which existence of sister earlier and did not guess.

Here now pay attention on allocated fat of a phrase, notice nothing?

1) Such sensation, that observers steal each other ideas, hardly literary process (very often encountered on such, that therein any percent of observers DOES NOT LOOK at all FILMS) and I spread. Pleasure and an applause.

2) In these allocated phrases also is all plot, is ready at once to that that someone prepares for me stones, I simply wasted really very many moments because of the general monotony and tediousness. Understand, all sense of a film keeps within in small “две-сестры-одна-хорошая-и-правильная-вторая-красивая-но-шлюха-они-поссорились-потом-помирились-они-ведь-сестры”. A point, the big fat point. It is more about film to tell there is nothing. As a bonus it would be possible to lay out pair a three of photos Диас (funny, but even on different sites the same shots from a film), but not its admirer.

Strange, but where would not read preliminary reviews on “Хостел” everywhere the director Ales the Mouth appears, and producer Quentin Tarantino, but in preview trailers do an emphasis on Tarantino.

Short справочка. It turns out, that actually the history of occurrence of a film is casual. Ales the Mouth talked once to the friend and that has ostensibly given to its the reference to a site where it was offered to kill the person in Thailand всегоза 10.000$. To kill it was supposed poor men and hopelessly sick, which signed voluntary (!!!) the agreement on own murder, money should go to their families (скока there the whore costs in Thailand? Ten, twenty dollars?). The reference has so touched Рота, that it has gone to Tarantino behind a money (all on a film has left 4,5 million dollars remains in scales of Hollywood).

The career Ales Рота is very interesting, it is necessary to consider, that it began with “the American pie” and “Евротрипа”, the first part of a film testifies to it.

By the way about parts. I essentially would will divide a film into three parts.

The first. A youth erotic comedy. Two Americans and the Icelander travel across Europe in searches телок (very much and very similar on “Евротрип”), yes as a matter of fact is simple передрано.

The second. When they already in Slovakia also get acquainted with two little girls, sexes/drugs/discos. Mysterious losses Оли both Japanese then begin. Searches and all affairs, constantly you catch yourself on such thought, that all it was repeatedly видено earlier.

The third part. Actually a meat grinder. Meat, tortures, Volga the Soviet, smoothfaced guys in кожанах. Meat and tortures end in itself, a product of the malicious genius, it was for some reason recollected “to Rescue private soldier Rajana” with a scene on a beach. Fairly thought, that “Хостел will frighten”, thought that I will shudder … Yes anything similar. All is banal and it is boring, only constantly show scenes of cutting of fingers, feet, hands and so on. Frighten of anatomic details as the foot or a finger as the eye follows is cut off. Someone can and will shudder, but not for fear, and for disgust … it is vile and opposite. Well and хэппиендовый the ending certainly.

I here cannot understand one, why this film cuts such cash desk, yes there is there nothing such especial from what it would be possible to shudder. Even it is more, on a film has got only thanks to Tarantino in a caption. Solve costs or it is not necessary to go, I regret, that have gone.

P.S. Funny, but like Эдди the Mouth appeared in a film caption “Донни Дарко”. As usually in English in a film трепятся all to a clod not laziness though on a plot like as in Slovakia tourists from other countries practically are not present.

Already third time I write this post. Harmful Word takes off for the most responsible moment.

So actually about what I? And here, has noticed such sad tendency. The majority even the most worthless and not impressing posts каментятся one/two/three constant friends with whom or a sign personally or constantly you communicate in аське. The worthless tendency though be I тысячником would be too most.

Here by the way a characteristic example. Yesterday has promised in ICQ to write about events of the past day, now I can not gather and through force of to force. Diary conducting sometimes strongly strains is a type a conclusion. As a result has written here it.

… After celebrating ДР of the friend/fellow student in “the Gold vobla” has affirmed as several things.

1. It appears, that "Voblas" too differ very much and very essentially. Simply on an example Savelovsky and on Pure ponds. Not an essence …
2. What progress has reached. Instead of what to interrogate local residents (ака natives), site was found in PDA Asus. Progress its mother, still hardly hardly also I will patiently calculate time between stops in the underground on PDA (it is necessary to buy only it).
3. “The gold Vobla” is in a basement and clear business phones do not work. You sit and feel дискомфортно, there is no in a mode "it-lajn". It strongly strained.
4. Has reflected on purchase of the camera and PDA very big desire was to photograph one lady бальзаковского (not the fact) age, in the wig which has moved down sideways and absolutely bald (!!!) which scanned кричалки Спартака and “Russia for Russian!!!”. Near this creation тусовались its two girlfriends, which somehow extremely wildly отжигали, shaking the elderly and fat bodies. The paragraph with it, but these "beauties" still tried to extend челов from our table (!!!). Чур me, чур.
5. We lower this point. Литдыброво also it is uninteresting.
6. Too most, as above.

What conclusions? Conclusions, yes хуй with them.

P.S. All the same somehow not politely it turns out. Therefore so. In plans to buy PDA and phone (new нах). The camera. To go тусоваться to any institution on March, 8th (presumably Baron Mjun-Hauzen), abuse, I now one or can to “the Hungry Duck” the eighth доотянуть? Вообщем all пиздато, to one to live absolutely not bad and very much even тусовочно …

Saw since morning of the acquaintance, he married one year ago. Has grown fat, the paunch a bag hangs. Kg 5-6 the man as has typed, completely justifying a phrase “a water-melon, with the years пузико grows, and the tail withers”. And all from what?

From a forage, wives purposefully fatten husbands. Our mothers feed children so, what they would be healthy and strong, and wives? Wives fatten from a paunch that the husband has not escaped, try to run about with a belly. Try big-bellied and hairy to get on a young female, the belly ages, adds uncertainty. Certainly there are nuances like a Mercedes or a summer residence on Рублевке, but nevertheless it any more from охуенности men, and from bottomlessness of its purse.

After a belly and the tail withers, having married, the muzhik covers with fetters itself. At first a belly, and then Viagra doses. Terribly? To me yes, I do not marry, well it on figs. What for then a press actively I swing? What for L-karnitin I am going to buy? There is no stomach, there is no wedding …

The most difficult to help with a life to itself, easier and is more effective to help another, easier and is more effective to be indifferent. To put on all a bolt easier and to live. The most worthless when words told by another on themselves do not operate because you know for what you speak it to yourself and why you do it.

Strange, but yesterday in hard disk corners has settled ten two songs of a reggae. Quiet sincere music when really you do not listen to words, and simply you sit and you listen attentively to music. Surprisingly weakens. If so it is possible to tell, you float in music … It not terrible долбежка electronics and not abstruse recitatives – a rap and унд with it. It not fervent ridiculous music СКА and not is furious-aggressive WP-fate. It simply music. As spoke Гера Моралес a reggae is music of soul, let little bit abstruse and various, but it is boundless кайфовая and dark.

Was even sillier yesterday to download Кипелова “I is free” and the Pilot “the Dark blue Bird” (And you fly as a dark blue bird on the white sky home …. I am free precisely a bird in heavens). It would be desirable heat, the seas and reggae.

Funny, but even on currents in music it is possible to define a kind of work. Here where week fulfilled is a WP-fate. And where now I work – a reggae. Yes, Pair the Bar too a reggae, but a good reggae.