About tears

September 29, 2006

Who said, what tears do not smell? Who said, what tears have no taste? Strike, strike such person on the person. Tears a terrible thing … when man's tears, could not be worse. When the father … such sensation cries, that the world becomes any far and released, precisely decreases in sizes to be filled up in a consciousness corner.

I hope never to learn, that the father when his daughter in 18 years marries feels, and her husband dies in a month. In 18 years the widow …

Tears smell as a grief, on taste bitter and simultaneously cold … Yesterday I drank tears with Armenians, understanding, that ice vodka fails in a throat, as water.

The instruction on preparation of pathos monkeys.

September 27, 2006

The essence and idea has arisen between purchase Джинс By Tommy Hilfiger and a corporate dinner.

The essence idea is that, take the human sea, moving between rocks of high-rise buildings and pull out only one copy. Such that would be shining and huge labels much. Have taken out?

Now put on a table, cautiously! The main thing not to rumple a copy, it is useful to us. Now take молоточек, number seven though it is possible also eight. Чпок and quietly we beat on a helmet …. You have not noticed? At a monkey on a head a helmet! Let and all завешанный labels, but a helmet.

And so you break a helmet and what see? A head – one will exclaim. Is not present not a head. You see first of all helmet glass …. Layers of labels get accustomed more attentively, how many? If so it is a lot of them, that light does not make the way through glass, means you have caught an elite monkey … means filters образуемые labels, allow to cut people from own party (something of type “aha, aha, and at you джинса левак or in discount it is bought” or “yes as you could not visit at a concert Most!” Or the same lovely hogwash) if the helmet at all does not pass light then it is the guru … the guru, probably, it is necessary to write with big “Г” for the guru if has not generated environment precisely serves as a clue for the others.

Now the most interesting, now we will prepare a brain. A brain обезьянки, all so is difficult, for in a cranium besides a brain there is a heap of stuff, for example players, through them are dictated to monkeys modern tendencies, following which, the monkey can appear on a podium, through players twist music, it is important, but it is not especially necessary. Except players, there are magazines … make out them more attentively, they stand that. Выжимка from literary trash, for not able absolutely not to think monkeys. Aha, here we see article about hunting for ducks, and then article about sins of Russian literary classics at once follows. And how many here pictures …. Such sensation, that is not present the text, all is explained in pictures as in any комиксе … Here the uncle shaves feet, here female сиськи (the artificial!) . Be not spat, for them it is normal … And here in last, hot, they would supply pages with a smell … that monkeys could find this mountain of a paper though at absolute night, not differently. Scarcity of own world, a monkey replace with paints Гламура and Pathos (officially registered sign on Open Company “Гламур and Pathos”), and you as thought? Look, on a brain … it is extremely small … There is such thought, that the monkey will not accept meal if it not to lead in an elite institution in its opinion as it is not paradoxical, but the set of monkeys dies young, or gives birth to children.

In general if to whom has bothered, it is necessary to finish analysis on components of pathos monkeys. But we can make what conclusions at the first stage?

- Monkeys live the generated communities.

- Communities are formed by brands, magazines, TV, radio, music.

- The, monkeys define through lejblo-filters. Define at first a fashion, then all the rest, those layers of labels pasted on glass and are the lejblo-filter. External world light is carefully filtered, the monkey is afraid to see the truth.

- Monkeys are silly and can accept food only in institutions noted in magazines and on TV. In other places they do not eat and often die.

Хакнули Незнкомку?!

September 18, 2006

Has read on Взгляде.ру about rewarding of the most beautiful girl in a Runet. Has got on Neznakomka to have a look on фоты beauties and break off.

Alain Pisklova comes back, precisely Batman!!! Thanks for содеянное nobody Ice Lord

About Habitues and Bluetooth

September 17, 2006

Even more often there was nobody to notice paradox unities which arises between habitues of institutions, it is not important what: clubs, restaurants, yes let the same beer. Whether happened such, that passing by little tables you understand, that two girls sitting to the right of you – you know them, saw more precisely. You look at them, they on you and in eyes at them slips a cognizance. Besides, you always with them keep a distance … do not get acquainted, such sensation, that you have formally divided zones of interests. To these girls, the tipsy visitors sit down, to get acquainted, you дежурно dart a glance at all event. In a head, for some reason flashes, something these will be more interesting than type, than last time. Strange, like absolutely another's people, but for some reason those that they least seem.

Has recollected about wonderful гаджете Sony Ericsson W700i, there is there such universal remedy of dialogue not transfer of everyone скама in the name of pictures and other, and creation of notes and пересылание them on блютус. Free of charge and безпалевно. It is necessary to test today this focus on habitues of this institution.

P.S. When all of you it will read, at me the first lecture as the teacher at Correspondence faculty will begin. Type hurrah товарисчи.

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September 13, 2006

Ingeniously!!!!