About a fire-throwing complex “Буратино” and a radio observation Portable system “Чебурашка”

October 30, 2006

Объять immense to describe indescribable, to push not впихуемое – there was such thought after that has learnt about that that there are in the Russian army fire-throwing complexes “Буратино” then it is necessary to create:

The radio observation portable system “Чебурашка” – round the operator of the aerial is formed by original ears.

"Gene" submarine – simply green and зубастая.

Nuclear bomb “Шапокляк” – to all world трындец and шапокляк.

Спец group хим protection “Дуремар” – any bloodsuckers, only a dope.

Cruiser “Кащей Immortal” – хуй you will sink.

Heavy tank "Тартилла" – slow, сцуко, and slow.

Nuclear bomb “Blame Down” – as from a tree плюх, and America in Down.

The main ship tool “the Boy about a finger” – radius of an order of metre.

Howitzer “Дюймовочка” – small and imperceptible type.

System залпового on the basis of car KAMAZ “Белоснежка and seven gnomes” – because them it is a lot of fire, and Камаз one.

Passenger helicopter "Carlson" – it too with the fan and thick.

And so on. By the way so looks “Буратино”, speak destroys all live in radius of 3 km

Dung circulation in the person.

October 25, 2006

Any person behind soul has a dung, someone has more at someone less, here at Mother Terezy almost was not. Not an essence important, but dung human a thing constant (constant).

And so, considering набитость the person dung, has come to a strange conclusion, that it is spent. How?

During experiments it was possible to establish, that dung can be spent by two images.

The long-term.
The short-term.

Long-term – when dung is spent in a life current, but on slightly. In what it is expressed? For example, in a habit побухать to fight … but all it does not accept global scales, but similar jambs occur more or less periodically.
About the such say, that the person good, but with the cockroaches in a head.

Short-term – when dung emission occurs in short term. In a current, say, five years (about the such speak enjoys life to the full), and dung emission accepts catastrophic scales. Constant загул, проблядуйство and so on. Then dung comes to an end, the person остепеняется and becomes the exemplary family man. As examples two cases.

Case намба уан. The former schoolmate, walked, thumped, еблась is regular … But to achievement of 20 years dung has ended. Has married, has given birth to the child more in what criminal it has not been got mixed up.

Case намба that. The acquaintance гусарил after what in vain. Problems with militia, grass sale, periodic hard drinkings till some weeks and after all too has become staid. As soon as married at once has stopped to drink (absolutely!!!), has got a job, brings up the child, in a word a miracle, instead of the person, and you will not tell about it now, that he could drink and women ебать at an entrance.

Here such conclusions. Here tell, if right now to you have asked a question, you concern what type of an expenditure of dung, what would answer fairly? If it is necessary каменты I will hide.

Is such ЦРУшный a joke:

October 19, 2006

Once accident.
Two times an error.
Three times nonsense.

Once was before new year 2006, has saved money, has calculated all accurately as where I will spend. The schedule of actions was accurate and on money exactly left. Exactly for a week before, the friend has called money … was necessary has given, under the promise, that two days prior to New Year I will receive back that time for purchase of gifts was and to be thrown off on celebrating НГ. A day later another has called, with the same question, has given on the same conditions. Also what you think? Хуй sucked, nobody has returned in time! It was necessary to do without gifts favourite (for that moment) the girl and without the rest program for winter holidays. That one, that have given the second after New Year's holidays more close by February. Has upset wildly, but special value has not given. Accident.

Second time has happened recently. Clear business the sum large enough (for me it is exact) was necessary to the person money very urgently, therefore a part of money took from parents, with a condition, that in a week will return. How think have returned? Хуй there, I can is final also the naive person and it is possible to feed me with breakfasts beyond all bounds long (who has told, what in fairy tales I trust and I do not understand, what not all so is pure (is better the truth would tell)?) … but already time of an order of month has passed. My brain at present represents, such liquid basis that is terrible to live for mother every day in the evening actively takes out a brain, concerning my nonsense and that said to me repeatedly that will not return баблосы … a part of money (big) was is taken from the family budget. Every day turns to the torture, each returning home – horror. That it becomes more interesting, when since Saturday on Sunday it is carried out one very interesting action for which money is necessary. Clear business all too has been calculated one month prior to date Х and to the demanded sum just there is no borrowed sum from personal savings. It becomes even more interesting, when you understand, what money should return to a pocket on Wednesday and the order брателлой on a gift from America is already issued, and I have added on a bag … accordingly a parcel comes on Wednesday and to pay off it would be quite good for a handbag, only with what Shishov? Here and an error.

Third time. And what with the third at once? First two have sufficed what not to do any more nonsenses, to tell lies easier, that there is nothing and the beggar аки a church rat, the then to be nervous in vain. To borrow money to itself is more unprofitable, the обиднее, that all life tried at anybody nothing … to take better most to turn somehow, than at someone to borrow. By the way, in imperial Russia people because of debts it was shot … honour and a name there was above all, now наебать the near an advantage. Fie нах, with torments on a shower has gone to enjoy кофею.

P.S. The most amusing at anybody I do not take offence … In all I am guilty. The piece of paper with such inscription couple of years back all time laid in a purse. You will get a money, and there this piece of paper and each time неосознанно you ask a question. And whether it is necessary to do it?

About Титьки.

October 17, 2006

I do not know where here bobs, tits, Pam Anderson tits and other, but for some reason climb by search inquiries about these words, and get to me. So for fans please.

About Scorsese, Esquire and still something.

October 17, 2006

Martin Scorsese in interview to magazine Esquire has well told:


I do not understand a rap and I do not listen to it. But it cannot be stopped. It is done by children, which do not have other way of expression as to write music more cheaply, than to shoot film, and they do not have not enough dictionary to sit down and be engaged in the literature, to write the book …

Would subscribe under each word, if not:

The figure walked in weights. Now to buy the camera with possibility of record of video of times to spit, a flash card on гигабайт to include a head, to edit in in built in in Windows MovieMaker and вуаля, after a while this "creativity" can be observed on YouTube. Than not cinema?

The network would not be so is accessible. You read this blog? By means of simple means of type Ljbook.com all is easily overtaken written for all time of existence of a blog in a Pdf-format and printed, as the book. A point.