Prenew Year's alarm.

December 30, 2006

Purchase of gifts dangerous employment. At first hand over you a heap of gifts, then you try to recollect feverishly what to present in ответку. Here always there comes the full paragraph when it is necessary to men to give gifts. I do not know, that to the father to present … all that would be necessary at it is. The scarf wanted намутить Burberry, two for a month to it two have presented a horse-radish, not Бёрберри is final … Wanted a tube smoking, already is. Cuff links? There are no shirts. A tie? It is necessary to select and I do not understand in them anything. The belt … wanted but it is necessary to know volume in a waist, to those боле to give classics too somehow it would not be desirable. He will not understand gift cost. Oh, mum, give birth to me back.

Now convulsively вымутили a purse “C.P. Company” we will take away tomorrow, I hope, it is pleasant to the father. I try to think up what to present to the brother. The purse has not time to reach, only after НГ and not the fact, that this month the parcel with it will reach borders of the Russian Federation. There is one, to help with purchase of bag Ben Sherman, I hope, tomorrow too will bring. Брррррр … I hate to give gifts to muzhiks.

By the way, except me somebody to itself(himself) does gifts? To myself in a gift tomorrow too a bag I will force, задолбало lectures and teaching materials for students in packages to drag, and so in bag’е I will carry. Брателла too красавчег, has adjusted one more toy MERC in a gift. The quantity свинюшек, presented on work is not subject to the account, though somebody would present a horsy, and that засадно. From this, that personally needed to buy in a gift, it is necessary to get Обезьянку Франкенштейна in the Moon rover on Vojkovsky. Funny vinyl toys to collect, "but" places on regiments all these toys occupy the only thing to a fig and so hobby quite good enough to, better than to beat to other guys of a physiognomy.

To girls to give all is easier. Flowers, sweets, spirits, бижютерия, … to a fig for girls of all miscellaneous let out soft toys, and for muzhiks absolutely slightly. By the way, on the TV showed, that in Britain specially courses have organised for those who cannot consult with stress at purchase of New Year's gifts.

The Internet - an aether.

December 29, 2006

I remember, very much for a long time read Arthur Conan Doyle. Can remember the story, about an aether when there were in it changes and people have ostensibly run into hibernation, and protagonists were rescued in the house?

That here it was decided in this occasion … the Internet is an aether. It everywhere, in a year two it will surround us everywhere (the amendment on the big cities). Here in the given second in metres of three from me I sits младшенький the brother and it the user scribbles in аське, established in phone the Internet - an aether.

Here I come to cafe, and already on an input I am am met by the tablet “Wi-Fi” … if I all time dragged with myself the laptop could leave in the Internet directly therefrom or even sitting at office I can enter in net through phone. If earlier the Internet has been adhered to your house / to a working place/Internet cafe by wires and you could be it-lajn only sitting for a table with the big grey box of the computer, now its distribution to depth and breadth already almost come true fact. Wires disappear, we will recollect at least that in Japan have spent recently test start самолетика which did not have wires, and all systems communicated among themselves by means of Bluetooth modules – here to you that depth. A covering of Moscow a network of points Wi-Fi - here to you breadth. All it gives us concept the Internet – an aether as substances всепроникающей, look at a covering of territory of our country cellular networks, further this destiny is necessary to the Internet.

The Internet it сцука dangerous, labour productivity falls catastrophically, the most part of time of working hours dialogue in ICQ occupies, reading of mail and the Internet surfing. To be wrong it it-lajn all time, for work badly. Present, that happens with labour productivity if all amicably will start to break the Internet by means of computers, mobile phones or we will tell … toasters. How many trudo-hours will be lowered in emptiness? Take my a word, it is a lot of … While the enterprise and firms realise all danger of connection will be already late, the heap of money will leave to providers. Yes, will probably limit work in a network on workplaces, but same phones which on productivity and functionality gradually make up for a handheld computer? What to do with them? Глушилки? The Provisional measure, until then yet have not started to spend protest actions or any similar stupidity.

To what all it? It is possible to splash long a saliva and to say the well-known phrase “Big brother is watching for you”, to suffer mania of prosecution, telling, what we under a cap at world zhido-massonskogo a clan (by the way, nobody will explain why жидо - массонов only 600 families for the whole world, instead of 599 and not 666?), certain governmental organisations or mega-corporations. But!

Read the first paragraph about Конан Дойля. To us for the present early so it is strong заморачиваться because the Internet aether for us while is faster unusual something, than habitual definiteness (an illustration – distribution of phones now when mobile phones are practically at everyone). Our children Here will grow and the Internet aether becomes for them absolutely ordinary phenomenon. And further for a second we will present, that will if chop off the Internet – an aether … As at Конан Дойля, something worthless happens with an aether and звездец has for a while come a human civilisation. In this story some person have gone through aether indignation in the barricaded house, and your children so can? Who will be rescued, when the Internet aether will disconnect?

The victory is necessary to us only.

December 28, 2006

To us said, that among them will be кикбоксеры. We have spat on this information. Abuse, type we consider themselves on something capable. Yes, we have risen, though among us and there were a lot of left people which has decided to debut in this fight in ОФ.

We leave on a path between two football grounds. On the right and at the left fences with a metal grid. On the left field muzhiks play football. We in white T-shorts. We are under construction. We compress more densely numbers. Metres in ten leaves them моб. Is under construction. Football players cease to play and approach to a grid. Look at action. We start to converge …

I fly in crowd, I stumble, I fall on knees and there and then I grasp feet of two persons, I pull on myself, they fall. I am their foot that is forces. In a head slips “Kill them on ***, yes kill them!”. Instead of it their back rows start to beat to me in a head feet, I can not be protected, I can not release a foot. Painfully, devilishly painfully to receive on a head from кикбоксеров.

From above on me someone falls. I think nothing, before eyes a kaleidoscope of feet, hands, white and red T-shorts. Where I have got?

I fall on the earth, I close hands a head … Strange, but during this moment I start to think of any absolutely extraneous things, about that what earth cold and crude, about that what неважнецкая in the street weather. I do not see we lose or we win, only a small scrap of the naked earth before a nose. Shouts are somewhere absolutely close audible. Terribly. It occurs not to me … any foolish feeling of dispassionateness comes to mind. “It occurs not to me, and with someone another” – I try to convince myself of it.

Edges start to crack from blows. How many me the person beats? I have time to regret, that I am not the happy owner of additional pair eyes on a nape. Blow on a kidney. The wild wave of a pain, overflows me. Thoughts take off away from a head. What for I in all it was got involved? Felt an interior that will kill us.

I try to rise, the kick from above there and then follows. Thank God, not on asphalt we fight, differently hardly someone could see these lines. From blow the head enters into the earth. What it firm.

The opponent shouts … charge the name of the firm. We have lost. I try to turn over on a back. Kidneys and edges instantly respond a pain. I can not turn over, I flounder as fish ashore. What it with me such?

Hurrah, it was possible to turn over. I lift a head, and inside all grows cold. In metre from me our guy lays on a stomach. Looks before itself, small shivers all body. It is spat by blood. Well everything, have arrived.

Somehow I rise, I hobble to it. I try to lift its body. It in without consciousness. What it heavy, precisely bag hardly filled by bones and meat. All the same I lift and I lean to a grid. My hands in blood. Lines, whence at it blood goes? On the right cheek I see at it a tumour in size with an apple. I shout, that have brought sal ammoniac. Someone puts in a hand a bottle with it. I pull together from it a T-short and I pour out some drops of liquid ammonia on it. I spend before his nose. Reactions are not present. I look in the face. Probably on always, I will remember expression of his eyes. They were precisely подернутые a film, there was a sensation, that it blind and пялится somewhere in emptiness.

- Give, братан, inhale.

The guy it is noisy inhales … sal ammoniac does not operate. I put an open bottle to it in a nostril. Опа, eyes have revived. The guy tries to be pulled out, I press it to a grid more strongly.

- All is normal, all has ended.

I look back. I see laying bodies. Someone tries to rise, someone lift, hardly in a distance try to set to the guy a hand. How so? Still never lost so strongly.

Further I remember sketchy. I remember, how licked wounds in park on a bench as someone has brought vodka. Hardly cops later have approached. Asked why we such beaten, any reasonable grandma has worked to call the squad. We assert, that played football rigid. To us suggest to leave this place in a current of three minutes. Cops leave.

Hardly I suppress nausea attacks. The head is turned, the world on the sly departures. Such sensation as if at the world you look because of aquarium walls. The brother for a shoulder suffices, I ask to bring sal ammoniac. I take a small bottle, вдхаю a full breast. In a head clears up. Has released.

After this fight something has inside broken. A month later the organism was completely restored. That guy who was spat by blood, has received crisis of the top jaw, a brain concussion and some months of a hospital cot. Somewhere in subconsciousness угнездился fear. Inexplicable animal fear. Now, when I rise, each time before myself I see that guy, to me is what to lose, I wildly do not wish to repeat its destiny, but we should win, that I could break myself what to restore a self-trust differently cannot be. The victory is necessary to us only!

About hand shakes and persons in plaster.

December 22, 2006

Заебал. Really заебал this foolish ceremony. You come for work and you start to press all hands. To shake культяпы. Fie. Not hygienically also it is not practical. Whether easier simply to come and speak “Zig-hajl the orthodox!”. It would be easier and would save a heap of time.

By the way, a small illustration. When the person comes to the company and it begins to be represented to all successively, sometimes very fine it turns out подъебать the little man. Happens, simply I speak “Адольфыч”, people really not просекают a counter and continue to press by inertia hands further. Then stop and look at me. I smile. It am represented by already present name and I say, that so my name will fast remember, than ten identical Андреев, Леш, Дим and Михуилов.

In the same way as well as hand shakes it is not pleasant to kiss заштукатуренные the person of girls, each time I am afraid, that plaster on the person at the maid will fall off a kiss and there there can be, something unexpected, for example, as in foolish films of horrors, the skin baring muscles and sinews, an awful show falls off.

Here such pies with kittens.

To be. Online. Marginal notes Word’а

December 22, 2006

After have chopped off on work the Internet, to write in Жж it became absolutely difficult, it is necessary thought to throw off in Word, then on a diskette, to bring home, and then through Лжплюс the postponed posts to throw off in a network. Геморр and only.

Last night has found out an ancient file on a hard disk on work, online was created by diaries to hobby. Usual Word a file protected by the password and there a diary, оффлайновый such дневничек. It is a lot of dirt and hatred to employers. Probably, it is bad, though such exit of a negative, than open opposition on the other hand is better.

Two records have pleased.

This text was done by our manager for the main page of a site. Clear business to place this creation on a site did not become.

You have visited our site
If will simply get acquainted, begin with news
And if you are already familiar with us go directly to the catalogue
Also search, search and search, yes обрящате!
If to you some types of the goods have attracted at once from
Different sections of catalogues you can estimate, in how many roubles it to you will manage. For it is necessary to make следующиее
1. About each goods there is a small basket. To fix the goods necessary for you at first you solve what quantity of the given type of the goods will take, then necessarily click on an arrow. Only in this case the chosen goods already lay in a basket.
2. It is necessary to be registered by following step (at least under a pseudonym).

After that text, in a head the thought has begun to move, that we are engaged not in heating, and acquaintances or that we are engaged in sale sex of services is worse.

I already spread it, but nevertheless. It is written by the Moldavian the loader. In a Word he, probably, does not guess spelling at all.

Good afternoon
I write to you concerning work.
My name is Олег.21-176-78
Me has interested веще the offer.
Only there is one small problem, I not citizens of River Ф.
Other, I from Moldova.
Formations above not finished.
To me it would be pleasant, if you have answered me my letter, I am natural about the letter with which answer I wait!!!

After a phrase 21-76-78 I was convinced, that we definitively became service of acquaintances.