Here and not once or twice favourite girls threw to me such фразочку:

- You solve, you the man!

It is said with the greatest feeling and passing pushing away you from the person. For some reason each time to me it becomes ridiculous. Like should touch, one but. On a fig they do it. Think, wish to see the strong self-assured male? Or the confident man, with weighty "is not present"?

I do not think. Examining the given situation from the different parties, has come to conclusions.

For some reason girls does not excite your courageous "is not present", when they speak about parting. For some reason does not excite yours "is not present", when you can not buy the car, rings/brilliants or at the worst phone. That is here there is especially pragmatic approach. If something is necessary to them, you is not present also your opinion can thrust far, well you have understood where can thrust. Women, in the behaviour it something such, that rushes about between two полясами a magnet where on one party "yes", and on another "is not present".

Still there is a doubt variant, for the present it was not possible to calculate exact процентовку, but in a certain situation of the girl weighing all pro and contra, grant to you the right to solve, thereby removing with itself responsibility cargo. You have solved, you were not the rights, and now I will saw you. If there will be something the return, will pat on the back, no more. But if was mistaken, going to take fault cargo up even if you aspired to the mutual decision of a problem even if wanted that you have together resolved a situation … there is no you will be guilty itself and completely on you the fault will lay. More shortly the guy you have got. If has heard, “you the man you solve”, screw up and understand, that you are already guilty and do with it you hardly something can. Here and so, мужички, it is heavy to us with women.

Casually since morning looked Muses-tv … It was amazed идиотичности all event, I understand certainly all these counters “send смс receive a song for 1$”. It is even more less clear, well you receive a song on phone for dollar, well will not rise once again from an armchair and will not find it neither in the Internet, nor in a local network, well will not pump over on phone. Yes, happens. The television channel will simply receive a money in the pocket, quite good enough has put a money if to estimate how many advertising of services of mobile services goes on the TV and to the press. All right it, but!

Tell, at whom mind suffices for 15 roubles to send смску with congratulations, type “Вася I to you love, Light!” Or “greetings to all city of Ust Пердинску from Димы”. Such delirium …

At first has thought, well, probably, it is type five minutes of glory. Type has flown on the screen, the whole three seconds has held on нах. Abruptly, now it is possible to go to the pimply friends and to tell it about it. It is possible to become proud and tell even what you abrupt. Though who knows, who such Вася from Усть Пердинска, probably, any one hundred Вась in Усть Пердинске, therefore always it is possible to tell, say I have written.

But итить on the left how it is possible for the girl favourite to admit, what percent Light loves mine Вась? Yes to a fig … and everyones Kotenkov and зайчёнков? It is possible to descend From mind how many much. But is not present, with any maniacal obsession continue to write, as though Светики and зайчёнки see, that you send to them on смскам … round the clock look Muses-tv.

About such things as send смску support participant Dom-2, it in general marasmus top. As though сиськозавр Alain Vodonaeva is read by everything, that you it is written. Break off, хуя I think reads … I think сиськами all the day in front of chambers shakes. Unfortunate as early as 7 years and they in nature with СиСи Кепфелом and Mason will surpass Santa Barbara.

And here has still forgotten about acquaintances, блять people, instead of service solve. If on this service there will be one whores тусить clear business of debauchery will suffice and if we will tell girls from церковно parish school or the TECHNICAL TRAINING COLLEGE 88? Хуй there, in vain a money will merge, though authors of service could to start also a boat … гыгыг for the prompt promotion. Here has recollected such mobile service when suggested to communicate absolutely anonymously for 40 r/mines absolutely were stunned old that I communicated with the tired cook for 40 roubles … go on хуй, at me not registered number and it can easy be presented by Valdemar Kazadaevym or the Platen Rostov. Not ебет, and they for a service counter propagandise it …. Маразмота and тупорылость

More shortly guys and little girls, never use that can receive free of charge so you will delay arrival Mirovogo Kommunizma. Аллилуя and total зиг to you orthodox.

Here I am amazed, last time for different sites different weather forecast, let alone radio and TV. How so? Or at us different hydrometeorological centre or can authors of forecasts is rare when look out for a window or who pays to that more and weather forecast is more true? Here today heard weather forecast for tomorrow which was based on the American model. What for model such нах? Who knows, goodness knows, only I doubt, that from it the forecast becomes more exact.

Here I remember, for a long time, when on driving went, the instructor has escaped to itself in a closet vodka синячить. Me has left on a platform to train one. I go there here, I train.

And here by radio transfer weather forecast. Speak, выгляните on street what solar weather! During this moment charges such downpour, two metres and not a fig it is not visible. The rain Solid wall, and the DJ charges about the sun and maids in skirts, cattle.

And so че I think … can it is time to astrologists do weather forecast? Here present on NTV weather forecast. There is Paul Globi and charges.

“Mars was included into Jupiter. Venus loses the force. Month of the Aquarius comes to naught. Solar weather tomorrow is expected. Today since morning swallows low flied, according to a national sign, atmospheric pressure and bla-bla further” tomorrow will sharply fall.

Still готичней will be, if clairvoyants led by Paul Globa start to guess exchange rates and action quotations, and that is somehow indistinct all. Plots on money … does not roll, here guessing of quotations it. If че will break off always it is possible закосить that the third eye has misted over or has begun to water, or magicians at opponents are stronger.

Пипец any, in a head such plenty of thoughts concerning Paul Globa and its brotherhood with the third eye in a forehead, and all began with harmless weather forecast.

The status a piece amusing. Here usually people when learn, that I the teacher at institute very strongly are surprised. Having learnt, that has written article to magazine, are surprised even more strongly. When learn, than I am engaged during leisure офигевают and say, that I the full moron. Not clearly somehow, that to be surprised. I am I and all is a part of my person who has told, that many-sided nature is not abruptly. Will tell that to descendants at least.

For example, to me now is much easier in respect of the organisation to find the approach to people. And teaching activity and that allow to organise easily пиплов. To find the approach easier. For example, I always in any organisation try to advance democracy principles … the offer is made, and then dares costs or it is not necessary, something to do. Participation experience in движе, makes invaluable impact on my life. Sports allow to generate a body, all the rest allows to generate spirit. For example, in движе has got acquainted with very many worthy people, all that occurs shows, what person actually, without a shit you see the person in real situations and can understand, who costs near to you. It as in army when all is bared. Движ – there is everything, people which are in движе, I can not name their friends while, but simply there is an invisible chain which holds down us.

Other problem … that shortly before New Year has gone through a brain concussion. More precisely I so think, that have gone through a brain concussion. Because during one action I do not remember minutes five. That created I can recollect only under stories, big such blank in memory.

Here yesterday has noticed strangeness, has woken up since the morning and as though it correctly to explain. The person has a peripheral sight. That is ability to see ahead of itself hardly with a side. I wake up and understand, that the left eye I do not see sideways. Black such wall, something of that type as on a running horse dress special overlays that she saw only everything that becomes ahead. With the right eye all like нормалды, I see well, and with left пипец any. Now like and the left eye was restored. Has looked at this business, has thought and has understood, that to me пиздец, has finished badly нах.

In seven years in “Доме-2” there are only biorobots and Olga Buzova with Аленой Водонаевой, the majority of other participants will go mad also them will expel, having replaced with biorobots, and in the Book of Records Гиннеса will write “Дом-2, they have surpassed Santa Barbara”.

New Year's Holidays will pass under the following scenario, some popular singers in the past because of economy reasons will freeze and defreeze only by New Year, by a principle "has acted/has fallen asleep". Still to steam of hundreds years we can enjoy songs of groups Semi-precious stones and Viagra, performances Тани Булановой, Юры Шатунова and Phillip Kirkorov.

At last group TaTu becomes classics. Дима Билан will conclude all the same the sponsor's contract with a Biline and will dance under pipe Баскова. Group Ramshtajn too becomes classics, under their songs will dig over kitchen gardens, to listen in break Волгах and they will act in regional recreation centres, will base own “Factory of Stars”. At group VIAGRA will end the contract with Viagra and they become whether Контексом, whether Aspirin, but is exact not Пургеном and Димидролом.

At last to Zurab Tsereteli the glory, as to the most underestimated sculptor of the past will come. Before death Zurab will have time to reconstruct Lenin's Mausoleum and the Spassky tower.

Microsoft will patent Microsoft English and will receive from each conversation on 0.5 dollars, will actively struggle with a piracy. All opponents MS English will pass to language open-source language Linux for deaf-mutes, its each person will improve and consequently languages will be not compatible, after a while all will pass Microsoft English.

Marylin Menson will live on Mars together with Jeanne Aguzarovoj, about their joint creativity it will be known nothing. There will be Gorchev's speaking head which will read miniatures on channel STS.

Besides blue, pink and green, parades will be spent is grey-buro-kozjavchatyh violet and yellow.

At the Bible the publisher will be replaced. Indulgences will start to give by means of sms-messages. The new Pope will enter into a face sacred гомосеков, declares Jesus the Negro and Apostle Peter the Chinese.

Силиконовые implants Памелы the Anderson will expose in a museum. The Coffee trace of a cup of Malevich, left on a white cloth ”becomes the most expensive picture“.

Unique not collapsed Запорожец will sell for one million dollars and it will appear in garage of the sultan of Brunei. Last VAZOVSKY nine becomes an exposition subject “the Main errors of 20 centuries”.

Magazines will disappear and their newspapers will replace electronic editions Газета.руEsquire and so on. Each edition will leave in a format of a blog and at each edition will be an order of hundred thousand readers.