Derby Day in a kindergarten (On a verandah 10 And + 2 I + 1 female vs 10 + 2 ВП + 2) the Full victory And.

March 26, 2007

Here after that case with авто to see and has gone at me in башке a warp. Then, a pancake, for driving in a state of intoxication a pedal roadster, have defined me in a kindergarten. In general tolerable, but the status it was necessary to confirm a place almost every day. You will come, happened in a kindergarten on morning, and not clear чепушила already with your toys it is played. Clear business at first предъява rushes, then a market on parallel courses, and then at once in gnawed. It is clear it is red, not always the scheme rolled … happened and люлей snipped off. Закручинился then I, and then by flattery and false promises (a children's food in unlimited quantity, cancellation of a kindergarten and a toy on a freebie), have found to itself of the colleague, and have settled we to crush under itself all a kindergarten group, as they say to recolour a zone. After drinking of the second jar of a children's food has come to us mind the plan about that how to intercept the power, to crush under itself dissatisfied and to punish the most impudent.

Next day, selection at local population of toys was made already by two persons of minor age. I have armed with a plastic shovel, the partner and big mine корешь has grasped with itself wooden cubes. Heroes of a shovel and cubes …

We approach to терпиле, to three with it, and he to see not кумекает че how much, for it and огреб on violent головушке a shovel. Has begun to cry петушила, has run to the passion which was the daughter of the teacher … Clear business, have ground us in a punishment cell … fie in a corner us a two have put. We have reconciled to the fate, but only till next day. Next day the situation threatened to repeat, if not one but.

Чепушила for the last day has found to itself the partner and has rejected of our pressure. Let we and them were weaker, but нордический the spirit and valour mystical войнов had an effect. The opponent has been sent on errands. One of opponents, has been tired out in a toilet and locked there. For another we wished to spend экзекуцию, but again the teacher has broken off all raspberry. Again a corner, are again punished. We have understood here, that was necessary, something to solve … and have solved. Бля, I as the hero the lover has driven to second sister of our teacher-shrew. Graters for a life, the promise to love to a coffin and even after it. In general, the naive girl схавала a bait also has acted on our party.

We have decided to embody the plan of action during silent hour. For remained time have enlisted still fellows from the strongest.

And so hour “Т” has come. Only have settled, the teacher for a door as my loud voice discloses a room.

Give гавно!

We jump, we arm with pillows and we restrict opponents, there is a dense remove. Overweight in number on our party. Though it is strange, but on the party of assholes have acted some more person, to see well подмазали them.

Who is less than those and more poorly not reflecting beat! Пизди small and weak! – shouts huge ряха and runs into our numbers. It has appeared, that the opponent for days has enlisted most healthy of our group. Ряха, that пиздец, would fill up our three. There has come turning point in fight. The opponent воспрял spirit also threatened to send on errands us in a toilet, despite our numerical superiority. Any inhuman effort we have tumbled down ряху and our true соратница has jumped on its breast and, is exact валькирия, has started to scratch the face to it. We have tired out the rests of the opponent in a toilet and have locked there.

Day was for us. And here блять, all has again broken off, the teacher has come and was inexpressibly удивленна to that the part of our group has found out locked in a toilet, the part rolled between folding beds and in a corner cried with the scratched person the big fellow. The clear business, guilty have found, because we already laid and pretended to be sleeping, and its daughter was for us.

So to us the first victories have come. Next day after this event, we were hammered to be waved two on two with yesterday's opponents (the such worsened variant a mix-fajta half-and-half with wrestling) and after that, every morning in a kindergarten began with fights structure on structure. In fights our spirit became tempered, sports strengthened our body.

Already much later, we have collected общак and have sent on errands other group after the epoch-making match, which opponent has lost to us with the devastating account 16:2. Guys tried to show after a match who is who in детсадовском ОФ, have collected on a verandah общаки (from our party 10 And + 2 I + 1 female vs 10 + 2 ВП + 4 I fair play: from their party to steam of stones, with ours a plastic shovel) also have converged in irreconcilable fight, we общак has appeared more strongly and after the first meeting we have pressed through their numbers, they have broken up and have been rigidly finished. Yes, then there were also losses, but after that memorable match, our spirit was any more we bend. There was a disintegration of ours движа because of repair in a kindergarten, transfer of my person in another corrective учереждение and unsuccessful мутка on an enemy kindergarten much later, but it was later and then we have been inspired by a victory and joyfully looked in the future.

Tonics: And – the first group. – the second group. ВП – final group. I – a day nursery. Female – телка.

I am simple from you I have a rest …

March 24, 2007

The story about про*банном generation or how to accept labs.

March 24, 2007

 

We проебались. Is not present not so, we is valid ПРОЕБАЛИСЬ. And why?

Because there was no at us a guiding star or global idea. Was not! Here, a pancake, in the developed countries (the strange and unpleasant term) besides boy scouts and all such other for малышни, for students there are brotherhoods and mugs on interests. The characteristic example, in University the guy goes every summer on training to Holland. Told, that in буржуйске it is constant students on mugs take away … and at us. At us a bolt. Because students also start to be engaged in a hogwash in park on a shop sit пивко sip, simply shirk.

Also what from the such will grow? Anything good … on a personal example of anything good. We become worse than the previous generation, worse from year to year. Negative dynamics on the person. Ever less students wish to study, understand ever less, that the economy engine not thousand economists and lawyers, and the same simple engineers and workers. Overproduction crisis begins when in especially technical colleges open humanitarian specialities, for доходно. It seems, already wrote in what condition there arrives the equipment for students? In awful, the majority is supported only thanks to efforts of employees of chair. So is not present, recently any cattle has managed from a computer operative memory to pull out … For a fig?

Or here there are impudent students who if see the teacher ненманого is more senior them think, that to a fairy tale have got. Are mistaken.

Concrete situation. There passes Laba on “Metrology and standardization”. The laboratorian shows equipment, I sit while. Two girls from a third year. One since morning did this to a lab at other teacher. All right, I think, the god with you, explain to a lab to the girl-friend.

And here begins dzhaga-dzhaga. At first two students giggled and were pinned. All right, the god with them. Then one of them has decided to surrender (in this case, to protect to a lab). I ask it a question … it starts to rummage in the textbook of methodics. I have endured, I ask other question, again the same picture. I do not maintain, I say, that it would prepare further. Leaves.

Again after a while approaches. The picture varies in a tooth a foot. Well all at me breaks a roof. Че the girl-friend, even to read in a breakage, and еденицы measurement do not remember, about what to you to talk. The girlfriend here interferes, type put also we will go. I fly into a rage on eyes … with what уя it to me will also specify. I ask a surname the impudent student. She says, that its its surname is known enough what to be named. I simply very strongly wish it to strike … I Say, that its surname I will remember. It shuts up.

I understand all, I can and is not much more senior them. But! Excuse, probably any frameworks should be. I of the students on you name, заочники, people which are more senior me, too on you me name. And I to it that the friend? Or the guy? From what перепугу малолетка me will be familiar to name. Then there was a short skirmish … all the same offset after a lab has put. Not an animal eventually. I think, for it it will be a good lesson.

They leave. I rise, I apologise before students for a scene. Very seldom it is possible to finish me to such condition of furiousness. The most amusing, nobody was surprised. Have told, that first such who has driven into them, the first who has answered them, and that оборзели they absolutely. The peck the … Funny, but students on behaviour became more silent some water below a grass. Abruptly … sometimes it is enough to begin to roar what to show who in the house the owner.

Miracle-Judo the Secretary.

March 12, 2007

The Miracle-Judo fish the Secretary has lodged here at us recently.

Short справочка. The girl the Armenian, on армянски not бельмеса. 23 years … сиськозавр. Year has fulfilled the personal assistant to the head! (The exclamation mark is necessary, below a detail).

For two weeks, on the girl even have ceased to shout, I seriously think about a call дурки for Chudy-Judy. For so short term creation has managed;

  1. Four times to be late for work on an hour … such it was never simple earlier.
  2. Today has managed to break the press how it is not known. For three years of anything similar it was not observed.
  3. Creation does not know, that such a cartridge for the printer.
  4. Creation does not know, that such стиплер and, that in it (about, a miracle!) it is possible to charge скобочками (creation is convinced, that скобкочки do not come to an end).
  5. Creation is not able to speak by phone (simply переиодически puts a tube).
  6. Creation got acquainted with employees already three or four times. Cannot remember whom and as call.
  7. Creation is not able to send faxes, on a question “to the Abuse a fax yet отпрален?” Creation answers, that there is occupied. Call back at it, all is normal.
  8. Creation, is not able to x-copy documents. The copier (копир) for it in general the mysterious car from which copies of documents climb. At first creation, did not guess to turn the document … вылазила a paper.
  9. Creation is not able to send e-mail.
  10. Creation is not able to wash ware, already once the employee forced it to wash up cups.
  11. On a question on presence at creation of the Internet of the house, it has answered, that is, but three months is not connected. A question, what connection? Through the TV … my minute confusion. The following remark. Include the TV and Интерент will earn. We will look, whether it will turn out at it today.

I do not know, can something has forgotten … but in general while so has had time to sin a lot.

  1. Creation is able to open the Internet (a phrase of the creation). Only two or three sites, all sites of acquaintances. Creation is registered, as “the burning brunette” (burns down not childly) and searches to itself for the young man of years 25-30.
  2. Creation is able to talk by a mobile phone of minutes on 15 thus, it cannot be distracted from conversations and to it пох, that something is necessary to someone.
  3. Creation is able to smile and pretend “I full Down, do not touch me”.
  4. Therein creation is quite good ебется.

To write the hand has got tired. The girl пиздец, what clever. I here cannot understand, that it did the whole year as the personal assistant to the head. Perhaps worked as "the personal oral assistant” or “анальным the slave” … I guess, but on knowledge and brains real сипец and отмороженность. That the whole year on other work the riddle there did, it is necessary to get a soldering iron and to recollect the years spent to Gestapo, still week and at me a dislocation of a brain of average weight happens. Such question, somebody faced with similar “competent employees” or only at us such Penalty Heavenly?

On March, 8th.

March 8, 2007

Вчерась has reflected to buy a bouquet. Not only that not so it is a lot of money in a pocketand the prices to heavens on flower production have jumped up. All right to overpay was ready, but we will tell so quality of offered production the dreadful.

The only thing that was possible выцыганить for two and a half thousand roubles big, with set of bows (I so have understood герберы are flowers). And so has bought a bouquet, прусь home, the physiognomy in a smile has blurred, and in the street плюсовая temperature. Well in a word.

And here I have dawned … have understood. By there passed mixed girls, who with one rose, who with an armful of tulips. Has amazed their behaviour … someone simply took away eyes, it is exact something hesitating, someone loured. That is I really many bouquet spoilt mood? Or men on their works simply here these small signs on attention have simply offended them?

Unique whose behaviour was more less adequate at very young students, without цветков and any entrails. They openly smiled … and received smiles in the answer. Fairly, very much even it would be desirable somebody steam of similar bouquets to present.

p.s. Here very much it would not be desirable nothing to wish, as and so you all already from tens times for a today will wish. Simply I wish to tell smile … day today it is fine.