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Fanfares final have died down, hordes of the former schoolboys last in selection committees ВУЗ’ов what to continue or the formation or откосить on the nearest five-years period from army. My holiday goes ashes because now I am compelled to sit in one of selection committees of our capital and to meet at examinations, at a documents acceptance and your transfer there will be I. Now let's talk how you to arrive in HIGH SCHOOL.

What would I make on your place at receipt in HIGH SCHOOL?

The first it was defined with that educational institution where I wish to study is as it is banal sounds very important. I meaningly do not consider that fact as study for courses довузовской preparations as I believe, that you have already missed the necessary moment and now try to arrive simply.

It is possible to try certainly to third year to be translated or on other speciality (special subjects) or in general in other HIGH SCHOOL yet have not begun, but here it is full of reefs in the name of dean's office and quantity of empty seats on a speciality. In general it not so is important, as seldom what student decides to be translated. We will continue.

I recommend to you to analyse the chosen speciality. First it is necessary to look, in what ВУЗ’е it teach, if in technical the educational level of humanitarian specialities will be not so good and котируемость the diploma at receipt for work will be worthless. As an example it is possible to result at least that fact, that now very many the diplomaed experts in economy and jurisprudence, therefore at an employment the lawyer or the economist you will not only flaunt knowledge, but also a diploma crust. Remember, the HIGH SCHOOL is same corporation which reacts to the market, there is a demand for managers, ВУЗ’ы open chairs and specialities on training of managers, there is demand no them on the sly cover.

Further, it is necessary to learn, how many years exist a speciality if recently has opened it will be quite probable a full freebie on study, but level of knowledge will give the lowest for working programs up to the end are not worked also teaching structure has not got used yet.

As it would be quite good to learn it will be how much heavy to study on the chosen speciality. How? Basically it is enough to find students who on the given speciality study. It is not necessary to forget, that summer session in majority ВУЗ’ов goes somewhere prior to the beginning of July, therefore it is possible to ask idly unsteady students. One more interesting moment, much who defends diplomas in the summer, therefore the horde of drunk people in suits is and there are our clients, дипломники usually very much knowingly concern troubles of entrants and can help meaning that will tell, how it is difficult to study as their specialities.

Believe, hardly who in a reception speciality to you will consecrate such moments, as percent deducted with the given speciality, a selection committee problem as at a good regional military registration and enlistment office, to type people and after that though a grass not to grow as you will study there not their care, and dean's office, therefore you will push in the heaviest and unpromising speciality if only a window in respect of reception to close.

All like with the chosen speciality have understood. Now a reality. Besides, as you have chosen a speciality, it is necessary to look competition for the last years. It is known, that now in Russia demographic recession, therefore competition and so on the sly decrease, to arrive now much easier, than in 1998-2000, pay attention, whether arrived on this speciality of people for 2005-2006 much. If it is not enough, it is a disturbing sign for сарафанное radio works perfectly and a little who will dare to arrive at a speciality from which then it will throw out.

It is necessary ненавящево to take an interest in a selection committee, and whether it is possible to bring the inquiry through illness and to you will make separate examination. It is necessary for doing, as if you arrive in some ВУЗ’ов, that examinations would not be crossed in one day. About that where to buy inquiries, I think, you and know.

Further learn necessarily when there will be a transfer and to what number statements are accepted. The first is necessary, that you would have time to hand over originals of the documents, the second that at you time would be definitive to be defined, because in a selection committee extremely reluctantly go on переброс people from one speciality on another and clear business, only in case of emergency begin to do it, but only not during examinations.

Small secret, very often tasks for different specialities can differ with complexity level. And it is very frequent, for example, for the same платников tasks much easier, those who bears in HIGH SCHOOL money, usually there and arrives also them expel less often, the HIGH SCHOOL lives at the expense of money платников.

Everything, you have chosen a speciality, now it is necessary to arrive on it. Who uses the receipt right of priority in HIGH SCHOOL? The finished courses довузовской preparations as it is considered if the person has finished courses, it has aimed at receipt in this HIGH SCHOOL and already has once paid. Winners of the Olympic Games as VUZ'OVSKY, and regional, winners of the regional arrive unequivocally and under the law, VUZ'OVSKY to the discretion of employees ВУЗ’а. Invalids and orphans go hors concours, but it already hemorrhoids for a selection committee, therefore try to get rid of them and unfortunately it is the truth. Relatives of teachers, for them punch all theme teachers, find general acquaintances and so on. Well and certainly it is not necessary to write-off, who has paid the receipt. Happens, of course, that there are any privileges for visitors, but usually it is not advertised.

Small secret. There is such group of people which name a target set. It those people who have concluded contracts with the organisations (basically state) and arrive now in HIGH SCHOOL, what after its termination to go to work on the organisation. Accordingly, the probability of receipt of such people very much also is very high, for them and pay and for them ask.

So in general with a speciality and ВУЗ’ом were defined, now it is necessary to arrive there. Usually the HIGH SCHOOL for some days holds meeting on which tell about introductory tests and that expects students at examinations. Very useful action. Further, have actually seized upon examination. As any competent student at you will be desire to write off. You prepare spurs. Whether a question in other will allow to write off or not.

If the teacher young basically can quickly burn you. At once it is visible on movements of the person, the intense person. Such very quickly to mark. Happens, that friends sit down nearby, but even for that moment it is visible, who and as will write off. Children you scorch. A question in other, whether it is necessary to teachers to expel you or they can cover eyes on an event in an audience. If we will tell by quantity of the past the first entrance examination considerable search was formed, teachers can really drive out a heap of the people what to reduce number of students or can not to expel whom even if see, that entrants has a little passed entrance examination.

Can throw out a mobile phone and the programmed calculator too by the way. Before examination calculators usually check. For use mobile usually there and then expel and it does not excite whom, that at you as hours or the calculator (the interdiction for use of a communication facility is registered in reception rules). And mobile phones basically are necessary only at delivery of humanitarian subjects, you in смску will not shower the formula? It is not necessary to hope as well that instead of you who will pass another to pass instead of you examination, on examination sheet your photo is pasted, with the press and on examination you come with the passport.

Further after you have written examination. You have the full right to the appeal. At first appoint preliminary viewing, but teachers can really specify on viewing of works to you in your errors which they to you have not included also you will not go any more on the appeal. Accordingly, the appeal senseless enough employment if you really are not assured of the knowledge.

Small secret. At equality of balls typed by the entrant usually arrive as follows. Look at the one who where lives. The further you live from ВУЗ’а the worse, by default it is considered, that the entrant is lazy enough and will arrive in the nearest HIGH SCHOOL for itself.

Here basically and everything, that can wait for the entrant on a hard way of receipt to HIGH SCHOOL. It is necessary to notice, that is very frequent at shortages there are situations when the place should be closed and then representatives of a selection committee call to entrants or other moment when the entrant enlist, then the student comes and writes the statement, that it would deduct at own will what to hand over originals of documents in other HIGH SCHOOL. And the last, the selection committee from a filing of application in a current of three days is obliged to return you originals of documents is your right, then can bring an action against institute.

Small secret on последок. It is not necessary to be rude and insolent to people in a selection committee. Believe, work in a selection committee a heavy duty and you it is simple for them one more person. There was a person can and not to be it, especially members of a selection committee work in close cooperation with teachers which at you accept and check examinations. The question with your receipt can dare quickly enough, also as well as in any bureaucratic machinery you teachers, and all same employees can easily запороть at all, here documents are issued incorrectly or, you have not got to lists or we will tell your balls have mixed. Once again I will repeat – the selection committee is a military registration and enlistment office where will be insolent, will serve on New Land.

Yesterday drank the Dagestan cognac. Would ask what most foolish act you would like to make in a life?

Fairly, to dig out somewhere Запорожец to do a bit of travelling on Moscow and to try to get acquainted or work бомбилой on the Lock. And after all to this act there is a substantiation, to take at least that copies live remains very little, and engineers Порше in due time participated in operational development of Locks (!!!). Soviet Порше the Dwarf.

There was such moment in a life when the acquaintance has bought two запорожца having given on 100$ for everyone. The initial thought was what from two to collect one and whenever possible to transform into a cabriolet, for summer покатушек. In two days one of Запорожцев at it has been safely stolen. Loss is not great.

Have solved, time has already stolen one it is necessary to overtake it more close to garages. 5 bodies are loaded in the car (!!!) and one body weighs kg 90-95. We go on road. The muffler is not present, the roar costs infernal (almost sport penalties). Glasses do not rise, the panel of devices is absent, as a class. Transfers practically are not stuck, a box dead. Brakes the fairy tale, a bench hammer somehow submits signs of a life, the brake is not present.

We go. To us it is ridiculous, but penalties it appears real show-stop feather. It is so much attention, probably, could not and Порше to involve. At first the wild roar, then our Lock is distributed rolled out because of a corner. Little girls at stops, smile, show a finger. All are happy to see Порше the Dwarf. Even GAI officers, have got out of the car and smiled, what it is possible to take from people who move on Запорожце? Documents on it are not present after all too.

In general the trip has gone right on 100 %, show-stopper has proved to be, from that and the idea has arisen безбашенная, to try to make with the Lock something good, here тюнинговать it in dub-style, that wheels chromeplated and a suspension bracket on compressed air, a skin and Negroes reference points.

Yesterday has comprehended me an unusual condition under the name “I hate all whom for a long time I know”. As a result, all this piece has poured out in drinking with the younger brother of beer with its friends in the street. Little by little also there was a champagne bottle. Warm and aerated it did not cause neither an intoxication condition, nor pleasant warmth spreading on a body. Urine it and in Africa urine. Was некомфортно and it is sad, therefore возлияние have transferred more close to a transformer box, a favourite place of gathering общака alcoholics.

After all gang there has moved, has been decided, that the territory is grasped and released from алконавтов. Have decided to set up on a box a piracy flag. A flag at anybody it has not appeared, therefore by the special decree it has been established, that it is territory belongs to us, some person отписалось for a corner to be lighted up in honour of a general victory. By the way, the transformer box is a stone's throw away from a drugstore in which periodically are on duty an opera for the purpose of capture наркоманчегов. In general it is cheerful … Still мониторить territory and periodically to beat off it from алконавтов, and that somehow not interestingly will turn out, we took, they have taken away.

And here, бля, a treasure. I look, брателло younger базарит with the muzhik any strongly drunk. I approach and офигеваю. On the muzhik a military jacket натовка, the T-short with a German eagle and on a chain dangles a steel German cross. On a question “Ху from ю мисте пьянь?”. Answers, that black копатель. Пряга, by the way, too with an eagle and a swastika. Пипец, the dude to see the big fan of German army of times of the Second World.

Гыггыы and here the muzhik подъебали, whether have asked there is at it a gas "Cyclone", for the purpose of acquisition of this and dispersion over алконавтами. Has told, that there is and that in the big cylinders and much it. That is the forehead if it in vain does not drive a wave, has the fighting gas which has remained from war (!!!) and he is theoretically ready to sell it to us. Well, I have forgotten certainly, that Water Stadium the centre of the Universe and here not only such it is possible вымутить. So, поди you will leave on street and pair of nuclear warheads of the Soviet sample you will buy and “it is obligatory бабахнем, all world in dust” () ДМБ.

Something very much wanted such here a watch for 3200. For one and Windows Live Writer потестим (an ass, somehow he refuses to work normally with codings).