Besides real history. During Soviet time, years so twenty five back, there was a wedding in small town somewhere on open spaces of Ukraine. Students celebrated and have occasionally invited to wedding of three Arabs-fellow students from the bride. Time was uneasy Soviet, the poet Arabs under arrangements everyone there should not leave further fifty kilometres from the city of Kharkov (an actual place of study). Restrictions such were … an exchange and an other crap. In general it was impossible to leave and all here.

And so, have appeared three these Arabs on wedding, simply took and have left for hundred with something of kilometres from Kharkov. Yes here an ill luck, they have touched is sensitive with strong alcohol and remained to lay in deranged alcoholic intoxication on a floor. It was necessary to do with them something, therefore have decided them to define on houses of visitors who of whom takes to that and are glad. On that wedding there was one fellow грузинчик. Has had a look at Arabs, and has decided most темненького to shelter at itself for the night. Took under mice a drunk body, and has dragged to itself home. Has left to sleep. As time was Soviet and December in the street cases of switching-off of an electricity with a view of economy or still something and this time were frequent and happens with this off-schedule switching-off. And here the Arab means wakes up in a hall грузинчика, and there is dark and cold, only the candle on a table burns also silence dead. It is not known, of what he has thought during that moment, but in general from fear took and has jumped out headlong on a December frost in one trousers and has run where eyes look.

And here on its trouble the dress of local militia goes. They also scorch running barefoot on snow арабченка in one trousers. Here so a miracle. Brake it, and it from fear took, and has forgotten Russian at all and as soon as so much years in Ukraine have studied not clearly. Have brought it to branch which as have started on англицком to express with it. Have rung round in passing all military units in district, have found the translator from the Arabian. Through the translator have found out, where it was and whence has escaped. Have brought it back on wedding. Have given on hands. Have left.

And here on demand in branch the answer that it is necessary to detain all Arabs comes for it is impossible for them to leave limits of Kharkov. Again on wedding the dress with flashers has rushed off, already to take away all three. Have taken away all three drunk bodies. Have informed to Kharkov, for the morning have sent with an escort.

In general wedding has gone right. Yes here one but. Diplomatic scandal has begun because of these companions, almost of espionage have accused these Arabs-students. For in this small town there was a factory largest in the USSR on repair of tanks and the other heavy technics. Обеъкт so to say the raised privacy, and here foreign citizens somewhere in district climb. An essence yes business, took and экстрагировали them home get out of harm's way. All anything, yes have caused the bride after all described in dean's office, to write explanatory and to give talks any heart-felt. Also have toldappearsin dean's office a remarkable phrase:

- Well you have taken a walk, even if about your wedding in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs now it is known.

That's all basically … if only not to consider that fact, that this wedding was my parents. And after all described in eleven months was not born - I.