On work at us the boy has come today in a sweater. The strange any sweater, on two is more than size, shoulders begin at elbows … below is similar to a skirt, moreover and not clear colour more. And so, that the most interesting, in a sweater bottom is two folds … one at pocket level, most likely because in a pocket a hand, and the second constantly thrusts hardly above a fly of jeans. It is besides clear, why near a pocket, but it is not clear why near a fly.

Having had a look at this business, have come to conclusion, that it is any wedding sweater. Type of national tradition to put on a sweater three months prior to wedding, not to wash and not to have a shave, a sweater not to remove to experience burdens of a life without жещин. And then before wedding to remove and transfer to descendants … very much it coarsely looks. The fellow asserts, that for two thousand has bought it, we do not trust.

So on a sweater the history does not come to an end. That has it suddenly got on a wedding sweater? There are relatives, the uncle is more true, has adjusted to it the bride (abuse the uncle of the bad will not advise). In general our small hero the bride in eyes did not see. Besides being proof and unshakable refused to believe, that the bride can be terrible as a crocodile. Have decided to make with this fellow an identikit what to descend on transfer “I Search for you” … on an identikit to find the future bride. But! It has appeared it is banal, photos of the lady have been burnt Вконтакте.ру. It was necessary to see his eyes when have begun to tremble lips and on eyes tears were screwed. Not happiness, mother has appeared is terrible as a mortal sin. Representations about relatives have failed for a second. The fellow at all возрадовал that fact, that at parents of this mother of its future children is a country house in Moscow suburbs … пипец it sobbed. But what to do, relatives are relatives and consequently it was necessary to put on a wedding sweater.

Here such here customs.

Very often, sitting down in cars of friends, saw at them on торпедо the small pasted icons, usually pieces on three for time. I am not so strong in religion, therefore and I can not tell who on them is represented also whose they are patrons. But an essence that this tendency is traced practically at everything, in independence of level of a financial condition, age of the automobile owner or car type. Is practically at all … besides would not tell, that all these people especially strongly believe in God, have simply got to itself something of type of amulets.

Actually above there was an introduction. There is at us on work a man who is simply dangerous for approaching to the computer … that at it in the computer constantly find a haven of a novelty of viruses constantly something breaks or programs cease to work. It again something will pump up that from a software, and then asks why programs clash with each other (one only types аськи at it four pieces stand). And most of all irritates, when this person starts to express the opinion, or to confirm that it did of nothing, it all has broken. To a campaign of repairing of the computer usually always has time to set a cloud of questions, and in any way not connected with its work.

There is at it still a small feature, it is a little shifted on religion … And here after three or four repairings of its computer and began to pull me desire to place on desktop inscription “Your computer will gain viruses. Сотона” … Though, knowing its degree of computer literacy, would not be surprised, if at the sight of this inscription the system block would take off for a window at once. Very much it is serious in questions of a devil and any devils.

Besides, thought to disconnect to it the Internet with a view of sacred safety. But yesterday it even has surpassed itself(himself). There was at it a jamb next with the computer. I Sit down its workplace and eyes silently охуевают … In front of the monitor I see the same icons, as in cars of friends / acquaintances and wall-paper Windows the icon any (an inscription on not Russian could not read) is. In orthodox файервол the person has put what to be protected from viruses. A tin full as viruses did not become less … Похмыкал, поулыбался, all has repaired … Has asked it, what for it is necessary, it has only mysteriously smiled, seem, I have correctly guessed and here till now I am surprised, how such people can exist?

There is at us on work fellow Zhora, young and hot, and how differently in the nineteen years?

And so, he has added me in аську, and I take and have not a look at it никнейм. Has added and has added. Has forgotten, has not renamed. And here one of these days I look, in online the person, with anybody “Bearded Angela” hangs. Fairly, something very much сыкотно became during that moment. In, I think гомосятина everyone began in аську to climb. The brain refused to trust in all seen. Has had a look in a profile, has understood, what it Жорик … was surprised on a fig to it such гомосятский ник? Would choose to itself still anybody “Сладенький Blame Down” or “Сладкоежка Жорик”. I neigh, пипец.

And here today it was found out, that Жорик has decided to marry. The bride the truth did not see, the uncle has adjusted, has told, that телка клевая, therefore he and has decided to marry urgently. The uncle, as they say, will not advise a hogwash. Though can thus the affairs гомосятские tries to hide. Time is married, means not гомосек … steel Жорина logic.

Гы гы Bearded Angela, has tried to present to itself it … Гы Гы.

P.S. Bearded Анге … fie, Жора it is now unreal отжег. Mocked at it it is sensitive, and our programmer gives out a phrase:

- You the shahid dreaming of the ballerina

- Why about the ballerina?

- Бляяяяя … about балеруне чтоль?

Also there was at me in a head a thought on film creation “Bearded Angela”. What to outstrip “Humpbacked mountain” and to snip off more Oscars. A film the melodrama about last days represents thin the shahid who has fallen in love before death in балеруна of the Bolshoi theatre. The life of the shahid has terminated on the ashes of the blown up supermarket, but with itself(himself) in a tomb it has carried away love to балеруну. Has presented, already tears were screwed on eyes.

Besides real history. During Soviet time, years so twenty five back, there was a wedding in small town somewhere on open spaces of Ukraine. Students celebrated and have occasionally invited to wedding of three Arabs-fellow students from the bride. Time was uneasy Soviet, the poet Arabs under arrangements everyone there should not leave further fifty kilometres from the city of Kharkov (an actual place of study). Restrictions such were … an exchange and an other crap. In general it was impossible to leave and all here.

And so, have appeared three these Arabs on wedding, simply took and have left for hundred with something of kilometres from Kharkov. Yes here an ill luck, they have touched is sensitive with strong alcohol and remained to lay in deranged alcoholic intoxication on a floor. It was necessary to do with them something, therefore have decided them to define on houses of visitors who of whom takes to that and are glad. On that wedding there was one fellow грузинчик. Has had a look at Arabs, and has decided most темненького to shelter at itself for the night. Took under mice a drunk body, and has dragged to itself home. Has left to sleep. As time was Soviet and December in the street cases of switching-off of an electricity with a view of economy or still something and this time were frequent and happens with this off-schedule switching-off. And here the Arab means wakes up in a hall грузинчика, and there is dark and cold, only the candle on a table burns also silence dead. It is not known, of what he has thought during that moment, but in general from fear took and has jumped out headlong on a December frost in one trousers and has run where eyes look.

And here on its trouble the dress of local militia goes. They also scorch running barefoot on snow арабченка in one trousers. Here so a miracle. Brake it, and it from fear took, and has forgotten Russian at all and as soon as so much years in Ukraine have studied not clearly. Have brought it to branch which as have started on англицком to express with it. Have rung round in passing all military units in district, have found the translator from the Arabian. Through the translator have found out, where it was and whence has escaped. Have brought it back on wedding. Have given on hands. Have left.

And here on demand in branch the answer that it is necessary to detain all Arabs comes for it is impossible for them to leave limits of Kharkov. Again on wedding the dress with flashers has rushed off, already to take away all three. Have taken away all three drunk bodies. Have informed to Kharkov, for the morning have sent with an escort.

In general wedding has gone right. Yes here one but. Diplomatic scandal has begun because of these companions, almost of espionage have accused these Arabs-students. For in this small town there was a factory largest in the USSR on repair of tanks and the other heavy technics. Обеъкт so to say the raised privacy, and here foreign citizens somewhere in district climb. An essence yes business, took and экстрагировали them home get out of harm's way. All anything, yes have caused the bride after all described in dean's office, to write explanatory and to give talks any heart-felt. Also have toldappearsin dean's office a remarkable phrase:

- Well you have taken a walk, even if about your wedding in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs now it is known.

That's all basically … if only not to consider that fact, that this wedding was my parents. And after all described in eleven months was not born - I.

“The ignoramus without soul — an animal. The smallest feat conducts it in any crime.”

Fonvizin D.I.

The fellow has told yesterday entertaining history. In due time years so дцать back, it worked as the leader впионерлагере. It was hung up from children.

And so, near to camp there was a building. And in пионерлагере there lived cat Петрович. And повадился Петрович to builders on a proforage to go, muzhiks severe, yes животине any meal gave from kindness of the building sincere. Besides, sooner or later to severe muzhiks has bothered with a cat to potter, yes have solved they a little so to joke. Have given to a cat of a valerian, from a considerable quantity of this the cat was blissful chopped off. And for this time its builders have managed обрить bare, moreover and … to tattoo!

Somewhere have got the machine and have put on a bald cat patterns. Patterns besides symbolical domes everyones, stars, yes on forepaws crosses. In general, there was at them a cat notable or as there it is spoken painted.

And now for a second present expression of persons of employees of camp and children when the cat comes into a dining room. A staggering gait, bald and in зековских tattoos. Jaws present amicably fall on a floor. The story-teller comes, looks at a cat and is not lost:

- About, Петрович … I respect.

Opens to it a door, and the cat slow proud gait leaves on street. A curtain.