On work at us the boy has come today in a sweater. The strange any sweater, on two is more than size, shoulders begin at elbows … below is similar to a skirt, moreover and not clear colour more. And so, that the most interesting, in a sweater bottom is two folds … one at pocket level, most likely because in a pocket a hand, and the second constantly thrusts hardly above a fly of jeans. It is besides clear, why near a pocket, but it is not clear why near a fly.

Having had a look at this business, have come to conclusion, that it is any wedding sweater. Type of national tradition to put on a sweater three months prior to wedding, not to wash and not to have a shave, a sweater not to remove to experience burdens of a life without жещин. And then before wedding to remove and transfer to descendants … very much it coarsely looks. The fellow asserts, that for two thousand has bought it, we do not trust.

So on a sweater the history does not come to an end. That has it suddenly got on a wedding sweater? There are relatives, the uncle is more true, has adjusted to it the bride (abuse the uncle of the bad will not advise). In general our small hero the bride in eyes did not see. Besides being proof and unshakable refused to believe, that the bride can be terrible as a crocodile. Have decided to make with this fellow an identikit what to descend on transfer “I Search for you” … on an identikit to find the future bride. But! It has appeared it is banal, photos of the lady have been burnt Вконтакте.ру. It was necessary to see his eyes when have begun to tremble lips and on eyes tears were screwed. Not happiness, mother has appeared is terrible as a mortal sin. Representations about relatives have failed for a second. The fellow at all возрадовал that fact, that at parents of this mother of its future children is a country house in Moscow suburbs … пипец it sobbed. But what to do, relatives are relatives and consequently it was necessary to put on a wedding sweater.

Here such here customs.

There has passed already a lot of time that about it it was possible to write.

Let's tell so, I have understood, that the person is valid can practically get used to all. Here, what far not to go on own example I will describe above written.

There were at me relations … an order of two years proceeded. Yes, I am immensely grateful to the former girl for the first year, but in the second all has turned over upside down. Not to tell that all it was absolutely bad, but in the opinion of mine shine and all event was gone began to remind routine of certain degree паршивости. It would be possible to write much how all was хреново, but to take out all on public court it is not necessary at least that rather early still it to do and it is necessary to describe only in the book.

And so … you know, there were so much jambs from its party, that during the certain moment somehow to all event have got used and began to seem norm of a life. About that there was more pleasant and fine time has forgotten. After all the first year … was fine. The majority of friends when learnt about jambs usually asked me as I it suffer all. I answered, that I do not know also routine lasted further. That is it has turned out so, that незаметненько it was involved, and all event became norm. Understand, there is a remarkable phrase:

Fish searches there, where more deeply, and the person there, where better.

Not always … sometimes is able to get used to that that is. But! Clear business to me was possible to leave all this situation of time I write about all occurred in the last time. Appears so, all that that bears a negative gradually collecting somewhere inside, is imperceptible so collects, becomes exact in the condenser … gradually a charge of all negative more and more. It is saved and gradually, to meet the person there is all more hard and more hard, then you for it start to do ever less. And here in one day you simply cease to speak to it I "Love". When it happens, all … to all comes the end. It is necessary to add only a drop, that the condenser of negative energy would be discharged instantly.

In my case last drop was that at present my former girl has not arrived on celebrating of mine of twenty fifth anniversaries. All has begun that there is I to it should pay to it a taxi from its place of residing, it became then clear, that it will pay, and I will remain to it SHOULD. It has turned out, that to the person whom there was … I also money should. In a shower something has failed … I should, I should. Has sat down somewhere inside. It has turned out, that at me not the relation between the guy and the girl, and any commodity-money … Бля.

Then there was a celebrating, and a heap of questions on that where there is my girl. I only shook a head and said, that I do not know. Celebrating has ended somewhere more close by the night. Left on street drunk making a din crowd. I dial its number … Hooters … mum Takes. I ask, whether I can hear it. Says, that she sleeps. She SLEEPS!!! In my day a birth. Hardly feet have not given away. And here … just all that sum of all its jambs and a negative which has collected in a shower for last year it was splashed out outside. I say goodbye to mum … understanding, that I say goodbye already to It. All … during this moment, the habit has left. More this person has ceased to be necessary to me. From eyes the veil precisely slept, I have understood, that actually I am already free from all these relations. The car and in sitting down in it has approached, for me the new life … has come

Кратенькое the resume. Actually all event only proves that the person can get used to everything but what to get out of a habit … the push is necessary only. All collected will be splashed out sooner or later outside and then consequences will be irreversible. By the way, if the theme seems interesting one of these days I can write about Last conversation.

It appears on a wave of struggle against smoking, students of the Tyumen University have decided to lay out cigarettes Adolf Hitler's portrait. Гы, for this purpose it is required about two thousand cigarettes then with a portrait of the Fuhrer they are going to pass on audiences.

The amusing message … if to consider that fact, that the late Fuhrer adhered to strictly vegetarian sights, and did not smoke and did not drink alcohol in general … Accordingly it turns out cheerfully, мессаджа students it is possible to read a message as:

- If you do not smoke a cigarette, you will be Hitler!

Sometimes after all it is necessary to include also a head about which студентики have forgotten … and in general, and to cigarettes Hitler? With what such бодуна they have drawn to smoking of adhering absolutely healthy way of life of the Fuhrer not clearly.

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There is at us on work fellow Zhora, young and hot, and how differently in the nineteen years?

And so, he has added me in аську, and I take and have not a look at it никнейм. Has added and has added. Has forgotten, has not renamed. And here one of these days I look, in online the person, with anybody “Bearded Angela” hangs. Fairly, something very much сыкотно became during that moment. In, I think гомосятина everyone began in аську to climb. The brain refused to trust in all seen. Has had a look in a profile, has understood, what it Жорик … was surprised on a fig to it such гомосятский ник? Would choose to itself still anybody “Сладенький Blame Down” or “Сладкоежка Жорик”. I neigh, пипец.

And here today it was found out, that Жорик has decided to marry. The bride the truth did not see, the uncle has adjusted, has told, that телка клевая, therefore he and has decided to marry urgently. The uncle, as they say, will not advise a hogwash. Though can thus the affairs гомосятские tries to hide. Time is married, means not гомосек … steel Жорина logic.

Гы гы Bearded Angela, has tried to present to itself it … Гы Гы.

P.S. Bearded Анге … fie, Жора it is now unreal отжег. Mocked at it it is sensitive, and our programmer gives out a phrase:

- You the shahid dreaming of the ballerina

- Why about the ballerina?

- Бляяяяя … about балеруне чтоль?

Also there was at me in a head a thought on film creation “Bearded Angela”. What to outstrip “Humpbacked mountain” and to snip off more Oscars. A film the melodrama about last days represents thin the shahid who has fallen in love before death in балеруна of the Bolshoi theatre. The life of the shahid has terminated on the ashes of the blown up supermarket, but with itself(himself) in a tomb it has carried away love to балеруну. Has presented, already tears were screwed on eyes.

Interestingly your opinion, and whether it is necessary to spread here those statements with which students of teachers amaze?

As a priming. Laboratory work on “standardization and certification Metrology” … the Question on protection labs to the girl:

- Tell, here there are physical standards of metre, kg … and here kilometre per hour is?

- Well, probably …

- Well, then in your opinion it that can be?

- Pendulum any …

- Агонь, tomorrow we go behind the Nobel Prize.

- ???

- For the perpetuum mobile invention!

One of the main conditions of existence of physical standards it just not lowland eventually. So the girl easy movement of a hand … has opened a perpetuum mobile, I suspect the next year the demand in the Nobel committee to submit. Suddenly will drive.